What happens when you are a former record store employee turned potter? You find yourself singing random songs in the studio, changing the words to suit the task at hand.
Like Sir Mix-a-Lot
"I like big bowls and I cannot lie"
"My avocado don't want none unless you got bowls hun"
"My shiny pots bring all the boys to the yard
and they're like, it's more burnished than yours, damn right, it's more burnished than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge"
And the Beastie Boys
"Mug makin, mug, mug makin
super stoneware, stoneware shapin"